The Twitter

• In case you were unaware, costochondritis is a giant honking, painful pain in the ass. That is all. #ow #myribs 2 days ago
• Oh God. Query letters. It's been so long since I've written one, I don't even know where to start anymore. This is gonna be terrible. 3 days ago
• RT @davelackie: I'm loving the shades in today's Lancome Twitter giveaway. I'm giving away L'Absolu Rouge Drama Matte in Dram'Atic & Colour… 2 weeks ago
• RT @davelackie: Love a matte lip? I'm giving away shu uemura rouge unlimited supreme matte in grape jam, truly ruby & tangerine bloom. To e… 2 weeks ago
• RT @MacCocktail: “The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.” ― J. R. R. Tolkien (born this day, Jan… 2 weeks ago
• RT @EachStarAWorld: What goes into a book: 30% Blood 30% Tears 20% Incoherent yelling 5% Deal with the devil 2% bees? 13% Crumbs stuck in y… 3 weeks ago
• Merry Christmas, everybody! What fun holiday family traditions are you enjoying today? 4 weeks ago
• RT @IamJackBoot: My cat purrs and pulls at my legs begging to be picked up but when I do it's like trying to hug a coat rack; she doesn't k… 4 weeks ago
• RT @tolkienproverb: It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep t… 4 weeks ago
• RT @kitkova: I just need a straightforward winter weather forecast. Should i dress for meeting an agent in an abandoned bunker in Siberia o… 1 month ago
• RT @RogueRomantic: When you're about to fight the Persians, but remember that you left the oven on. https://t.co/IrtpDs9tfh 1 month ago
• *watches midseason finale of Supernatural* *screen goes black* Me: Oh, I see what you did there. 1 month ago
• RT @PearlsFromMyrna: In my day, we didn't have "social media influencers"—we had these things called "jobs" and "work." 1 month ago