The Twitter

• RT @distracted_monk: Dear Mini KitKat, You aren’t as big as regular size, and it’s harder to defend yourself, but— *eats it whole* 3 hours ago
• I’m not positive, but I think my cat just told me to go screw myself, judging by the tone of the weird meow noise he just did. 4 hours ago
• Those of you who have seen The Umbrella Academy, what were your thoughts on it? 4 hours ago
• And thus concludes episode one of The Umbrella Academy, “We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals.” Resuming… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• “The world ends in eight days. And I have no idea how to stop it.” What a way to end the first episode. #TUA 4 hours ago
• “You should lock your windows.” “I live on the second floor.” “Rapists can climb.” You know, Vanya, Number Five has a point… #TUA 4 hours ago
• Diego has Hargreeves’ monocle. Interesting. 🧐 #TUA 4 hours ago
• Number Five killed an awful lot of people with a butter knife. Impressive. And the song choice for this scene is a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• And enter…the first batch of bad guys. #TUA 4 hours ago
• I love Number Five’s chat with the tow truck driver in the donut shop. Like an older dude talking to another older… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• “Every time I close my eyes, I see a diuretic hippo about to shit on my face. It’s terrifying.” Oh God, Klaus, what drugs are you ON? 😂 #TUA 4 hours ago
• RT @EditorChrista: Dear Publishing: Please keep pushing to open positions/internships to people who work remotely and not in NY. The talent… 4 hours ago
• And truth be told, considering the dysfunction and emotional and mental trauma that the other six went through, I d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• Omg, I feel so bad for Vanya. She feels so apart from everyone else that she actually WANTS pain (via tattoo) infli… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• RT @emilymbbutler: What I’ve learned from every recipe gif ever: You can make quick, easy, delicious, and nutritious meals with just 3-5 e… 4 hours ago
• I love Diego, but he’s got some real issues. Throwing a knife at your brother? Come on, man. #TUA 4 hours ago
• No funeral is a real funeral unless you have two brothers beating the shit out of each other. Apparently. I love ho… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago