The Twitter

• RT @Peauxtassium: I’ve been starting my diet tomorrow for 23 years 3 weeks ago
• Story of My Tea is launching Blind Tea Tasting and their launch contest is epic! Don't miss the chance to sign up .… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 weeks ago
• RT @Hobo_Splendido: Another great reason not to go outside is cicadas fly like they're drunk 1 month ago
• RT @abc3340: Please RT! Authorities ask for help locating Bobby Dewayne McBrayer. He was last seen in the N. Gadsden area and needs his med… 1 month ago
• My cat, ladies and gentlemen. https://t.co/YeokRr0KY5 1 month ago
• RT @TheAlexNevil: Speechwriter: Clowns? FDR: No S: Snakes? FDR: No S: Spiders? FDR: No! S: No, I mean the really big ones FDR: No dammit!!… 1 month ago
• I downloaded my Twitter archive and went looking at my oldest tweets. My very first tweet was, and I quote, “*yawn*… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
• RT @MogTheConfessor: Everyone can turn off the internet and go outside to play now, I've found the best meme. https://t.co/kF3WpDqhwJ 1 month ago
• RT @KateWouldHaveIt: I don’t always remember to “Shake Well Before Opening”, but when I do, it’s carbonated and I shouldn’t have done that 1 month ago
• RT @bornmiserable: just for once I want to see people in a medication commercial suffering from the side effects of that medication 1 month ago
• RT @lovemydogduck: I don't need a heat wave to be unproductive. 2 months ago
• RT @amillipages: writer: *type type type* everyone else: wow look at this writer at work look at their mastery of writerly skills wow wri… 2 months ago
• RT @primawesome: Remember when people used to buy ringtones? Remember when phones used to ring? 2 months ago
• Tomorrow is my birthday. I’m trying to decide what to do on said birthday. “Sleep in” is definitely on the list. 2 months ago