(Absolutely True) Horror Story of the Day

I am a big fan of fruit. I love fruit. All kinds of fruit.

While munching on the most delicious blueberries I’ve eaten in a while, the last thing I need to see is an insect leg stuck to one of them.

Dear nature: I’m well aware that bugs exist in you. I’m even aware that bugs crawl on the fruit when it’s growing. I, however, do NOT need to see the evidence of said bugginess when eating my formerly delicious, now gag-inducing blueberries.

Thanks a lot. No, really. Thank you.

Thus concludes your non-zombie related horror story of the day.

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